Battle in Seattle

Not since the "Thrilla in Manila," or even the "Rumble in the Jungle," has the world seen a more heated battle between two warriors of such speed, such agility, such power, such...drool. Thomas "LB" Radesky will square off against Alden "Bear" Koschmann in the biggest drool event of the decade during the halftime show of Superbowl XLIV. Don't worry there will be no wardrobe malfunctions, that spit is there on purpose. Vegas odds slightly favor the Bear, but Thomas promises to stop his Zantac prior to the match for some truly violent yak attacks. Grab your goggles, it is going to get nasty.